Hop, Heteros, Hop!

Beer-Chugging Breeders

Oh man. The Hetero Hop. It was Awesome. So 6 of the best people ever tried really hard to be straight and it was great fun. These pictures pretty much explain it, but I'll help you out:
Kari (that's me) becomes Carrie, super-popular blonde girl with a crazy tan. You know so many of them. She's probably so excited that she has the same name as Sarah Jessica Parker on Sex in the City.
Katelyn becomes Kaitlin, straight-laced smart girl. But she has this rock 'n roll boyfriend Heath (played by Heather) who is a good deal older than her and so we have to assume that she gets pretty wild when she takes off her glasses and lets down that ponytail.
Megen becomes Megan the goth. She probably really wants to spell it Megann, or just call herself xxDarkSoul23xx or something. She doesn't really like parties, but she lives with us, so she felt obligated to come.
Heather becomes Heath, crazy rock 'n roll dude who is like 30 but still goes to college parties because he's skeevy like that. He dates Kaitlin. He rides a motorcycle. He might be kind of punk rock- there is orange in his hair, after all.
Joanna becomes Joe, classic frat boy. He doesn't talk much, and mostly just makes really inappropriate comments when he does. He's probably pretty good at beer pong.
Sarah becomes Sam, a prospie who is so excited about his first college party and trying so hard to be cool. He kept talking about all these philosophers, but Carrie had no idea who they were, so I don't really remember much.

Offensively accurate? Of course! We spent a lot of time looking at our straight acquaintances' Facebook albums to craft this collection of pictures. We were spot-on. I'm so proud of us.

(Also, for this party, I made a pretty sweet feltboard game that is pretty NSFW (based on pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey) but super-funny. We didn't play it because the tails got lost somewhere (still haven't found them) but I still make everyone look at it when they come into our mod. I am really good at feltboards.)